This week we got a lot of what we’ve been missing in pasts episodes: more Artie and Tina! Emma, Ken, and Terrie were all MIA this week, but no worries – they’ll be back next week! We had more of Kurt’s Dad who we love. Mike O’Malley you’ve got GUTS and HEART! (topical ‘90s Nickelodeon reference – what what!). Brittany (aka Bangs in our household) is very sneakily working her way in as one of my favorite characters. We met Sue’s sister, Jean, who has Down’s Syndrome and enjoys pom poms and fairy tales. Heart sufficiently melted. We got our Wicked Diva showdown between Kurt and Rachel which we’ve been prepping for, and it did not disappoint. We found out that Tina has been faking her lisp and that Artie has a fully functioning penis (in case you were worried). We now sit back and wait for the babby daddy drama to explode into the open and wonder how’s that Baby swap plan with Terrie going, because Puck is getting real attached to that mohawked fetus.
And now quotes and GIFS:
''If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.'' ~ Sue
''As soon as a cheerleader rolls herself out onto the field in a wheelchair, she becomes decidedly less effective at cheering people up. Just a fact.'' ~ Sue
''Well, you sing like a girl — you know, in a good way — look, Kurt, I don't how this music stuff works, I'm pretty exclusively committed to my Mellencamp collection, but isn't there more crossover nowadays? You know, chicks doing construction? Guys wearing dress shoes with no socks? Didn't that girl from your high school just join the boys wrestling team?'' ~ Kurt’s Dad
''Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.'' ~ Finn
"I find recipes . . . confusing." ~ Brittany
“[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.” ~ Sue
''Well, you're irritating most of the time. But don't take that personally.'' ~ Artie to Rachel
''But I want to be very clear — I still have the use of my penis.'' ~ Artie
“Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.” ~ Rachel
“I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.” ~ Quinn
“It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.” ~ Puck
“That was perfectly measured!” ~ Quinn
“You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.” ~ Sue
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