Okay, blog. You will not be the master of me! I say that this one will be brief and I mean it!
Glee
We’ve been big fans of Kurt’s all along, but last night’s episode made us love him even more (didn’t think that was possible!). His dancing was fierce, he was adorable when he waved to his father at the football game, and he almost made us cry when he came out to his father. Thankfully he’s got a cool dad like Mike O’Malley, was totally accepting of his son even if it wasn’t exactly in love with the idea. Way to keep it classy, O’Malley. That’s why we loved you on Global Guts.
Over in the adult plotlines, Terri admits to her sister that she is faking her pregnancy, but is quickly convinced that the only way to make sure Will doesn’t leave her is to find a baby somewhere. I think I’ve seen this a few hundred times on soap operas. It almost always ends well, right? No?
We’ll find out I suppose, because Quinn is now conveniently pregnant (worst President of Celibacy Club EVER!) with Puck’s baby, but has convinced Finn that it’s his. Come on man, do you REALLY believe that hot tubs can make you pregnant? Well, it’s a good think you’re pretty and sing real nice. Puck gets points for stepping up and saying he would want to take care of the baby, because his father ran out on him. He also loses points for apparently having taken advantage of a drunk Quinn. Man, high school is hard (that’s what your mom said when Puck cleaned your pool last week – WHAT WHAT!). Terri creepily waits in Quinn’s car (lol, what?) to plant the seeds of a baby swap operation. Terri, girl, what are you thinking! She’s one of you husband's students, so he’ll know that she’s pregnant. He might notice when the baby conveniently disappears right after your make believe one if born. Also, you’re at least 2 months more “pregnant” than she is. How is this going to work? We’ll see.
Back in Glee club land, Rachel throws a fit when Tina is given the West Side Story solo even though clearly should belong to her. Because Natalie Wood was a Jew. Fair enough. So she defects to Sandy’s production of Cabaret (who else is in this show???). Girl – get over it! It was nice to see Tina get to sing by herself. It was actually very good, besides the epic fail on the last couple of notes. Thanks for saying Tina’s name enough in this episode to make it finally stick in my brain! Rachel quits Glee for the time being. Score 1 for Sue and Sandy.
This episode was pretty light on the Will/Emma stuff, but we did let out a little squee when they were cheering together in the football stands.
And of course, we had the dancing football team. They were really reluctant to resort to the “ring on it” play, but it sure payed off! Go Kurt and Finn for making that happen! Three more football players decided to hop on the glee bandwagon after their first win in who knows how long. Score!
And now, some of the best quotes of the night:
“I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day.” ~ Quinn to Puck
"Take this three times a day. Otherwise, your baby will be ugly." ~ Terri to Quinn
“I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.” ~ Sue
“Not everyone is going to have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, but I will not rest until every last inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. It's why I pay taxes. It keeps garbage men earning a living. So they can afford tacos. For their family.” ~ Sue
“My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise." ~ Kurt
“The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.” ~ Artie
“Isn’t this just lovely and normal?” ~ Sue about Sandy’s doll collection
“Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards.” ~ Sue about Sandy’s apartment.
“I’ve known since you were 3. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels.” ~ Kurt’s Dad when Kurt comes out of the closet
See you next week when the awesomeness of Kristin Chenoweth on Glee makes our brains explode.
PS: What was Bangs Brit (I'm told is her name) doing hanging out at with Tina and Kurt? Curious.
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